Pardon me, but your Caucasian is showing. . .

Molly:  Hey Dad, are you going to with us to see the Milburns?

Chris:  No, I've got to go to work today at the church.

Molly:  That's too bad.  I know you're going to miss seeing your homeman, Troy.

Chris:  My "homeman?" (long pause for composure purposes)  Is this a reference to the fact that Troy is my "homeboy" but because he's not young, he's a "homeMAN?"

Molly (looking like she feels rather clever):  Yeah!

(another pause)

Chris:  I don't think I've ever used the word "homeboy" in my life.

Amanda:  Her Caucasian is hanging out again today, isn't it?

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