Oh Dear. . . .
Today as we were leaving Molly's school after the Awards Day ceremony, Lily noticed the elderly couple directly in front of us.
Lily (loudly) asked, "Mommy? Why does that lady have a handle?"
I replied, "It's a cane. She needs it to help her walk better. Her legs must not work too well."
Lily then said, "Mommy? Why is her booty so big? Is it broken, too?"
Lily (loudly) asked, "Mommy? Why does that lady have a handle?"
I replied, "It's a cane. She needs it to help her walk better. Her legs must not work too well."
Lily then said, "Mommy? Why is her booty so big? Is it broken, too?"
Oh my mortification.
That's hysterical! Don't worry you'l get her back when she's a teenager. Then it will your turn to mortify her. See? Karma...lol.
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Haha too too funny! How do you keep from laughing when they say that kinda stuff? -Stephanie
ReplyDeleteOh My. I feel your pain. This is like katie saying "you guys are p***ing me off" while we were waiting for Molly to make her arrival. At least it will be a great story to tell for a lot of years!
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Oh yeah. You NEVER know what they are gonna say.
ReplyDeleteI would hold my breath every time I took mine anywhere there was something or someone that existed beyond their realm of normalcy....you could almost see it in their eyes...this look of confusion would come and then BAM>>> "mommy...is that a man or a woman???"
Lord. Have. Mercy...Somehow we all survived. It will be Rachel's turn soon...and I'm gonna sit back and laugh..
LYLW too~