Dear Buster

Stop being dumb.

Stop peeing in my house.

Stop barking at 6am because you get lonely in your crate--not because you have to potty.

I can't stand the idea of 10 more years of this.

I also can't stand the idea of giving you away.  Molly would probably die a little if I did that.

But if you can't control your pee I'm going to kick you in the teeth.

Or pee on your crate.

How would you like that?  If someone peed on your blankie?  Huh??  Huh????

***If you are one of those touchy feeling animal people don't bother to comment.  I'm not going to hurt my dog.  I'm mentally kicking him to keep him from physical harm.  Relax already.