Avoid the Chub Rub.
Desitin will assist with chub rub.
What's chub rub you ask?
(According to the Urban Dictionary) Chub Rub: the rubbing and chaffing of chubby thighs against one another during long walks or duration of activity
You know, when your thighs burn and you do a crazy waddle to prevent them from touching/rubbing while you're trying to look cute in those summer skirts and dresses.
I cry just thinking about it.
I cry just thinking about it.
Here's another secret--you don't have to be chubby or a girl to have chub rub. Runners or people who are extremely physically fit suffer from this as well. It's ok--we all have it and yet no one speaks of it!
Desitin used to only be a smelly white paste--but now (cue heavenly music) you can buy it in a clear version--no smell, no paste, no chub rub.
Do yourself a favor--go over to your nearest Target or Walmart and buy a tube of the good stuff before heading out today in the 90-degree heat. You can look cute AND avoid the waddle walk of shame.
Hilarious! We are heading into winter but I will remember this when things warm up again in September. I am lovin the new look! And working on a guest post for you -- sorry things are a lil bit crazy at the moment. :)
ReplyDeleteSo, Dr. Avery, will this also help the chaffing between my boobs and my first belly roll?
ReplyDelete@ Janae--I'm going to say that Desitin can cure all of your chaffing needs.
ReplyDeleteYou have described one of my least favorite parts of wearing adorable skirts/dresses during the summer. And I'm relieved to know that there's a cure (besides wearing bike shorts underneath my skirt or something ridiculous like that.)
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